I Discovered A Major Way To Hack Getting Off An Airplane

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Getting off the plane has been a polarizing thing. Some people will be willing to go to war with people who deplane out of order. Some people don't care. But sometimes, you just gotta pee.

Traditionally, you deplane and go to the nearest bathroom to take a leak in a line full of guys from the same plane you just were on. But today, I figured out a new way to pee (again!).

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People will shit on this, but nobody does this. Once the plane begins to deboard, you just hold it. But being in Row 37 today gave me a different outlook on things. Are you with this? Sound off in the comments.

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