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Love Is DEAD: Natalie Portman Is Officially Back On The Market As She Has Split With Her Husband Of 11 Years Who Allegedly Cheated On Her With A 25 Year Old

Listen, we're not TMZ here but there comes times where a responsible journalist will report on news that you should care about. Natalie Portman getting a divorce after 11 years falls into that category. I have no idea who this Benjamin fella is, Google tells me he's a French dancer, but apparently this comes a few months after cheating allegations surfaced and the marriage was unable to be saved. Monogamy is impossible and love is dead. I'm going to side with Natalie on this one, who would be on the Mount Rushmore of timeless and elegant beauty. Jerry Thornton once called her the Thinking Man's Sex Symbol after her accolades:

I'd be remiss not to mention who the cheating allegations were with, which Page Six says was a young 25-year-old French climate activist:

PAGE SIX: Natalie Portman and her ballet dancer hubby Benjamin Millepied are battling to save their marriage after she discovered that he had an affair with a 25-year-old woman, sources tell Page Six.

We’re told the pair, who married in 2012, separated last year but managed to work through their relationship woes.  

Now their marriage has once again been rocked by revelations that he cheated. 

New photographs from France suggest that [he] has been spending time with glamorous young climate activist Camille Étienne.

A simple Google search has brought me to Ms. Etienne's Instagram profile and I'll let you decide between her and Ms. Portman:

As I said, I'm Team Natalie Portman always and will leave you blog readers with what you will likely think is one of her best scenes, a cabbie NSFW-ish clip between her and Mila Kunis in Black Swan:

Imagine cheating on that? Men are trash. I once heard an adage that if you give a man the best steak he's ever had every single day for 365 days, he might opt for the instant noodle ramen on the 366th day and that was all I needed to hear. I may not be her type, but I'm open to listening to you vent Natalie. Let's discuss.

P.S. What is up with Hollywood and breakups over the last few months? Sheesh.