A Snake Fell From The Sky And Bit A Woman Right Before A Hawk Ripped Her Arms To Shreds

Jones was on her tractor mowing at her home in Silsbee, near Beaumont on Tuesday afternoon. She describes how suddenly a snake fell on her, wrapping around her arm.

“The snake was squeezing so hard, and I was waving my arms in the air. And then, this hawk was swooping down clawing at my arm over and over,” explains Peggy Jones. “I just kept saying, ‘Help me, Jesus, Help me, Jesus.’’

I gotta tell ya, this is my worst nightmare. Im not scared of a ton in this world but I've always said to count me out if snakes start falling from the sky and I get attacked by hawks. I stick by that. 

If the link above, you can check out what the damage looks like and it's not good. It turns out that a hawk has some big ass claws that will chew your ass up and spit it back out. 

As you know as a lover of all things hawks, hawks have some sharp claws on their feet that'll cut you like little bird-bourne knives. These talons can be a few inches long, like the size of your fingers or cock. Imagine having really long fingernails that are pointy and curved. Curved dick in ya -good. Curved claws in ya- bad. 

That's what this woman was dealing with. Snakes on her face and hawks on your arm. As always, head on a swivel.