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Mark Zuckerberg's Wife Is Apparently Pissed Over His Decision To Build A Backyard Octagon To Train For His Fight Against Elon Musk

Source - Mark Zuckerberg's preparation for a potential fight with Elon Musk might just relegate him to sleeping on the couch ... because the billionaire revealed Wednesday his decision to build an Octagon at his home has really ticked off his wife.

Zuck got the fighting arena installed in his backyard this week ... and when he pointed it out to his significant other, Priscilla Chan, he appeared to think she'd be stoked about him being able to now grapple just a few feet from his living room.

Seems Zuck knows he now needs to at least consider getting rid of his new training toy … because he posted a poll asking his followers whether he should "Keep the octagon" or "Save the grass."

Billionaires, they're just like us! Only when they say they have "plenty of yard space", they don't mean a quarter acre down the shore. They mean thousands of acres across multiple states, all of which their wife does not take care of. Actually you know what? I bet Priscilla does take care of the yard. Her and Mark seem like the type of rich people that like to pretend to be poor. It makes them feel human, which they are not. Once your net worth climbs above $100 BILLION you become an alien. Regardless, Mark should be able to put in an Octagon if he wants to. The man could buy the entire UFC, if he wants to build a little tumbling station in his back yard then so be it. 

And for those of you who don't know, yes, Zuckerberg and Elon Musk want to cage fight each other…

It's incredibly strange considering they could be doing what Jeff Bezos is doing…nothing. The guy has been on vacation for the past five years and there's no end in sight. He's acting exactly how he should- like a king. Type in 'Jeff Bezos' on Google and this is what you find…




Type in 'Mark Zuckerberg' and you'll find congressional hearings and cutsie texts from his wife bitching about the grass. Gross. Have fun in the Octagon, Mark. It's about time you start enjoying some of your wealth.