Pilot Drew A Sky Cock That Was Nearly 8 Miles Long And Reminds Onlookers of Your Dad
Officials claimed it was accidental saying the aircraft tried to land twice but was diverted due to high winds.
A Lufthansa pilot drew a penis-shaped flight path in the sky last week after being diverted from Catania airport in Sicily.
The 24-kilometre-long pattern was spotted by amused aviation fans on FlightRadar24.
The aircraft left Frankfurt in Germany at 1.45 pm on 28 July and reportedly attempted to land at Catania twice before its course was diverted.
It took just over 16 minutes to circle in the sky off the east coast of Sicily - a manoeuvre that created the penis shape - before returning to its original flight path and continuing to Malta.
Local Italian media claimed that the disgruntled pilot drew the phallic flight path in protest at the diversion but officials have said that it wasn’t intentional.
When I first saw the news, I thought this pilot was just paying respects to the military pilots who have been drawing dicks in the air for decades. I thought it was someone who was paying a little homage to those who brave the skies so that we can continue doing wildly American shit on the ground like chuggin some ice cold Coors Light when the mountains are as blue as the sky.
But no.
This pilot did it because he was big mad at ground control. Miss you, Dave.
Being forced to circle over and over has gotta be infuriating. You can't just get mad at them and crash your plane on purpose while going hundreds of miles per hour. If you did that, you'd die and most likely everyone on board would too. In my opinion, crashing your plane is unprofessional but I'm certainly willing to listen to other sides of the debate.
So instead of crashing, our skilled aviators have turned to a new way of voicing or showing their displeasure. Gone are the days of mundane, straight-laced flight paths after the air traffic controllers turn your ass around right before you land. Imagine having diarrhea as a pilot and thinking you are close to the bathroom but then you gotta circle and circle. You dont have time to put the plane into cruise control, call the flight attendants, and then put that impenetrable snack cart in front of the head. You like your passenger in 14F suffering from bowel bubbles have to wait. So, you need to distract the mind.
Our daring pilots have taken it upon themselves to unleash their inner Penis Picasso, creating awe-inspiring sketches of hogs in the heavens. However, as these aerial artists veer off the beaten path, they may find themselves tangled in a spaghetti of flight routes, leading to potential mid-air mishaps that many would say are worth it but that's not up to me to decide.
