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The Miami Marlins Clearly Needed To Trade For A New Security Guard At The Deadline After This Pitiful Performance Trying To Apprehend An Idiot On The Field

We can start out here by giving credit where credit is due. This idiot on the field has a good, long stride and some elusive speed. Some great acceleration control there when switching speeds. That security guard was always going to be in for a tough matchup.  But buddy, you have to play your angles

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The Miami Marlins Clearly Needed To Trade For A New Security Guard At The Deadline After This Pitiful Performance Trying To Apprehend An Idiot On The Field

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