The Annual Cowboys Failure Is Ready: Jerry Jones Is Rambling About A Warning For NFC East Teams As Trevon Diggs Tells Dak To 'Shut His Bitch Ass Up'

Ah there it is. Just a couple overrated players chirping at each other. Feels good to be back and see Dak - as Dante so perfectly put it - in midseason form: 

Now I know it's just shit talking and nobody loves talking more than a defensive back, especially one like Diggs. But telling Dak to shut his bitch ass up came from the heart. Sometimes you get lost when talking shit and start spewing a little too much of how you actually feel instead of jokes. You've witnessed it at least once, maybe even did it. 

But you see this is getting back to normalcy. This is getting ready for football season and nothing will prepare you for that like Jerry Jones hyping up his team for no goddamn reason: 

[Source] - "I will say that Philadelphia, and if you will the Giants and Washington team, they need to be on their game because we are," Jones told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

"We’re going to be on our game. And we will be improved over last year. I don’t want dismiss how accomplished Philadelphia is, the year they had last year and where they’re starting this year. I don’t want to dismiss that. And the Giants definitely have a chance to be better. And Washington could be really energized. So I don’t need to handicap it relative to where we’ll end up. Just us, we are better."

Ah, there it is. Jerry Jones putting the NFC East on nervous. You think I'm scared of Jerry fucking Jones? Okay, I'm a little scared of him because he has some big time fuck you money, but I'm not scared of him when it comes to football. It ain't the 90s! I can run around screaming I'm not scared anymore. Plus, they still have Dak at quarterback. They still have Mike McCarthy on the sidelines. But don't worry, they will just be better according to ole Jerry. 

There are very few guarantees in life, but the Cowboys failing to live up to expectations is easily one of them. Every year, right around let's say week 9, the Cowboys get a win thats puts them at like 7-2 or 6-3. Everyone starts talking about how they are clicking, they are a dangerous team, this is finally the year for them. Then Dak gets a little banged up, the offense puts up a stinker and they are sent home from the playoffs in the Wild Card game. 

I'm looking forward to the moment the entire team shrinks. Weather will be nice and cool out, probably have some wings and chili around us. There will be a cutaway to Mike McCarthy looking perplexed on the sidelines like he's trying to figure out what a football does before cutting to Jones in the suite. It'll be that moment that we can all agree as a country that the Cowboys will let Dallas down. It's my favorite yearly tradition.