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Lizzo Sued For Forcing Backup Dancers To Eat Bananas From Sex Workers' Vaginas In Amsterdam

NSFL images of my banana eyeball below.

Three of Lizzo’s former dancers are suing the “Good as Hell” performer, as well as Big Grrrl Big Touring and Shirlene Quigley, for allegedly subjecting them to endure weight-shaming, sexually denigrating behavior and pressuring them to participate in disturbing sex shows.

Plaintiffs Arianna Davis and Crystal Williams claim in the lawsuit filed Tuesday and obtained by Page Six that they were eventually fired while the third plaintiff, Noelle Rodriguez, resigned over Lizzo’s “stunning” behavior.

“… things quickly got out of hand. Lizzo began inviting cast members to take turns touching the nude performers, catching dildos launched from the performers’ vaginas, and eating bananas protruding from the performers’ vaginas,” the lawsuit states, adding that Lizzo allegedly “pressured” and “goaded” Davis into touching one nude performer’s breasts.

The plaintiffs claim that, just a month later, Lizzo, 35, deceived them once again into attending a nude show, thereby “robbing them of the choice not to participate,” the documents state.

Well my goodness. Listen, I love bananas as much as the next guy but we gotta be careful. A few years ago I made a terrible mistake in covering my face with a banana. The result is that I have spent the better part of my adult life suffering from the long term effects. So, while people may consider eating bananas from someone else's pussy harmless, you have to think some of the mash from the banana might leak from the vagina and into your eye. If that mash gets in there, you're in for a world of hurt. Trust me. 

After making light of this situation, I do not want to make light of this situation and those who do are more disgusting than eating a vagina straight from the ole flesh pocket. Sorry for saying flesh pocket. That was weird and a little gross. #Growth

If this turns out to be true, Lizzo is doneso. If your crew wants to all go out to see a sexually provocative adult show that involves penetration with potassium, knock yourself out. However, you cannot force or pressure your employees or contractors to eat that kinda pudding. It's wrong. It's despicable. It's barbaric. 

It's also important to note that while healthy to eat in order to stall cramps, the banana can introduce harmful bacteria or germs into the vagina, leading to infections such as bacterial vaginosis or yeast infections. Those infections can be transferred to those whom digest that stuff. YUCK! Thereby, Lizzo allegedly caused damage to not only her employees but perpetuated banana abuse on Amsterdam's finest smh.

The plaintiffs are suing for general and special damages, as well as punitive damages and attorneys’ fees.

“The stunning nature of how Lizzo and her management team treated their performers seems to go against everything Lizzo stands for publicly, while privately she weight-shames her dancers and demeans them in ways that are not only illegal but absolutely demoralizing,” the plaintiffs’ attorney, Ron Zambrano, said in a statement.

If you can prove in a court of law that your boss made you eat a banana from a sex worker's vagina while you were on a work trip, you gotta imagine you dont need Harvey Spector to solve that case. 

RIP Lizzo because bouncing back from banana business is basically impossible in my personal experience. 

PS: this is the only way to recover from getting a banana in your eye.