Hitting A Golf Shot Like This Should Get You Onto Every Course In America
Johnny, that's...better than most...how about in...that is better than most! BETTER THAN MOST!
This friggin' guy right here. What a shot. What a moment in history. Completely plugged. On the upslope. Pin kind of looks like it's towards the center but he seems to be at least a little short sided here. And what does this magnificent unit go out and do?
Doesn't take the unplayable. Doesn't even flinch. Just puts his nuts on the line and drains that shit. I'll tell you what--I've always been skeptical of the scramble groups that consist of 4 dudes who look exactly like this walking into the clubhouse carding a 52. But after witnessing this shot right here, I'm at least inclined to think they're only cheating half the time. Just a ridiculous, all-time shot.
Us mere mortals would be happy enough to just hit the ball at all in that scenario. You're looking to 1) at least make contact, 2) not break your wrist, and 3) hopefully manage to somehow get out. Never in your wildest dreams would you think that you don't even need to take your putter out of the bag after that lie. What a sick and twisted kick to the dick that would have to be in match play, too. I hate to judge a book by its cover, but I bet big fella here was stroking on this hole. Other team probably thought they dodged a bullet, and then he cans that for birdie net eagle? That ol' sand baggin' son of a bitch.
P.S. -- Better have raked that bunker after.