The Guy Living Across From Elon Musk's New Strobing 'X' Logo Is In Absolute Hell

This guy has every right to want Elon Musk imprisoned. It seems like pretty much everyone hates Musk now, but most of them don't have an actual reason beyond the fact he's just a weirdo who seems hellbent on ruining a website he paid billions for. Christopher Beale, however, has a reason and I wouldn't blame him for leading a picket line outside the X offices.

The answer is that it probably isn't, but how the hell is this legal? There isn't a brand of blackout curtains on the market that could stop that monstrosity from shining through your windows. I'd be at the San Francisco Police Department — pretend that isn't an oxymoron for a second — every single day until this was resolved. Chris needs to go full Karen.

I'm praying for you, Christopher. We will not stop speaking truth to power until Elon's light show is laid to rest in accordance with public disturbance laws that I have to imagine exist even in San Francisco. This shall not stand.

And while we're at it, make Elon add the bookmarks tab back on desktop too. Asshole.