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Subway Is Offering Free Sandwiches For Life If You Legally Change Your Name To Subway

This could be huge for whoever got stuck with a really shitty name growing up. I think a lot of people are completely screwed when they are born because their parents are morons and give them a name like Brandon. Let me tell you something, if Subway Walker was a thing he would be an offensive linema

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Subway Is Offering Free Sandwiches For Life If You Legally Change Your Name To Subway

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