Falcons WR Mack Hollins Doesn't Want To Be Around Any Of These Soft Ass People Who Eat Their Food With Utensils

Alright, man, just take it down a notch. Hilarious quote, don't get me wrong, but what's the problem with utensils here? Sorry I don't want my hands to get dirty. I gotta work with these bad boys. Can't have seasoning and sauces all over them. Now, I need Mack Hollins to live by this. I need video of him out of a nice restaurant kindly telling the waiter to get these pointless utensils out of his face. Go get a big ass ribeye and just dig in using your hands and teeth. If he doesn't do that, he's nothing but a fraud. 

There are for sure different times and places where you don't need utensils. Don't even think about using utensils for wings. Grow up and get dirty. That's half the joy with wings. Pizza? I'd rather eat deep dish than be around people cutting up a slice with a fork and knife. Don't think either of those are crazy takes by any means. But, uh, is Mack Hollins out here eating pasta like my 1-year old? Just grabbing handfuls of it and shoving it into his mouth. Because if so, I think he's finally gonna stick on a team. NFL teams need to have one crazy person and that's the level of crazy that's just good enough to be a quality wide receiver. 

Time to prove your point though, Mack. Need video tonight of you eating steak and pasta without utensils. Also need video of you shunning your teammates who decide to use a fork like a normal human being. If you do it, I'm willing to think you can be WR3 or 4 for the Falcons.