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Lighten the Fuck Up! Three College Girls Drank Too Much Tequila & Ended up in a Mexican Jail...

Walter G Arce Sr Grindstone Media Group. Shutterstock Images.

Three young girls, friends since grade school, went to Mexico to celebrate graduating from their respective colleges. They got hammered toasting each other with shots of Tequila and woke up the next morning in jail, only to find that they were scheduled to be executed, though not one of them could remember exactly what happened the night before… 

The first one, a redhead, was strapped into the electric chair. When asked if she had any last words, she said, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe the almighty power of God will intervene on behalf of the innocent!” 

They threw the switch, and nothing happened. The executioners immediately fell to their knees, begged for forgiveness, and promptly released her. 

The second one, a brunette, was strapped into the electric chair and gave her last words, “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law, and I believe the power of justice will intervene on behalf of the innocent!” 

They threw the switch, and nothing happened. Again, the executioners immediately fell to their knees, begged for forgiveness, and promptly released her. 

The third one, a blonde, was strapped into the electric chair and bragged, “Well, I just graduated from the University of Texas with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug the dang thing in…”                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

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