There Was A Turtle Delay At the Korn Ferry Tour. I've Seen Turtles. This Is Not A Turtle.

Look, I'm not a zoologist. I can't say I ever extensively studied animals more than a lonely night at home with a jar of peanut butter in the 8th grade. It was one time, whatever, who cares. But what I do know is when they kept saying "turtle", I jumped out of my seat when they showed the "turtle" in question...

Maybe I'm a little high on the 3Chi…but that ain't a turtle! That's a dinosaur dude. I've seen turtles, and that's not one of them. Turtles are cute and do not have legs the size of tree trunks. This thing survived the asteroid, I'm positive of it. We've either been lied to about what turtles are, or lied to about dinosaurs being extinct, and I'm pretty sure it's the latter. Sorry Mean Girls, not only were dinosaurs real, they're still out there today too.

Poor Trent too, by the way. If that thing doesn't eat him, he might just die out on the course anyway.

If you didn't see the broadcast today, it was really cool. Obviously I don't know any of the Korn guys besides Jonathan Davis, but I had a great time watching them mix it up with the Barstool guys and it all delivered.

Same time, same place tomorrow, see ya there.

PS: Pray for the downfall of Riggs' hair.