Advertisement

Addressing #VelcroFaceGate

Eddie and Chief coaxed me into doing it, even after telling them no. Whatever, fine, I'll do it even though the bounce thing is only inflated at about 10% of what it should be and just get it over with. 

BAHAHA everyone pile on Dave that big court jester dummy. 

Real talk - I deserve it, but I should have just told Eddie and Chief to fist themselves and really dig my heels in like I typically do. Sorry for being a team player

Floor is yours to both 

A. Pile on me for being a big dumb asshole (and my hair! don't forget my hair!) 

B. Tune into www.barstool.tv to watch the Korn Ferry live from Chicagoland's beautiful Glen Club