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Of Course Tom DeLonge Got A Shout Out In Today's Congressional Hearing That Once Again Confirmed Aliens Exist

 

What can you say besides...Tom was right. He was 100% right. Anyone, including me, who doubted that Tom would be the driving force behind the US Government admitting that aliens do in fact exist can eat their hat. I owe Tom an apology. Like many others, I mocked him. I made fun of him. The guitar player from Blink 182 is going to be the person who discovers extraterrestrial life on Earth? Sure pal. Maybe Deryck from Sum41 will be the first man on Mars and Billie Joe Armstrong will cure cancer. 

But Tom was right.

For the last couple of years, the news has been flooded with report after report, leak after leak, admission after admission that we know as a fact that not only are aliens out there, but they have visited Earth too. Tom has been telling us this for years. And all he's been is correct. They are going to print his name in history books. Columbus. Edison. Einstein. Barstool Nate. DeLonge. The people who truly changed the world as we know it. First he wrote "What's My Age Again" and then he proved the existence of aliens, so when you really think about it, very few people have done more for the world than he has.

I gotta wonder what comes next though. Do we begin to learn what really happens at Area 51? I don't think we're ready for that. I am a huge, hugeeee Area 51 conspiracy guy. The stuff we have there and the experiments do there would cause World War 3. Aliens, dinosaurs, human clones, Men In Black type shit. Humans born there, generations who don't even know the outside world exists. It fascinates me beyond belief. It took them this long to let us know about the aliens, maybe in another 100 years they'll admit to the sim we all live in.