TUA HAS A FULL ARM SLEEVE

Tua Tagovailoa showed off his new sleeve today at Dolphins training and honestly it fucks. He went from having no drip to a sex symbol over night. Not only does the tattoo represent his family and heritage but it represents that he’s ready to fuck the league up. You don’t get a sleeve tattoo unless you're feeling some type of way, or a garbage SoundCloud rapper who needs to look the part. Luckily for Tua, he’s not a SoundCloud rapper, he’s a fucking dawg. A healthy, confident Tua is a top 6 QB in the league. 

Everyone is sleeping on the Dolphins just like they're sleeping on Tua. 

Year 2 in Mike McDaniel’s system is going to be electric. There was a point in the season where Tyreek said he didn’t even know what route to run, he would just try to get open. This is also the first time Tua won’t have to learn a new offense in his NFL career. You guys can keep sleeping but this train is still coming. The one thing you can’t coach is speed and no one has more than the Miami Dolphins. The Dolphins have the fastest WR and RB group in the entire NFL, good luck slowing this team down... you can’t. Every year I say that this year is our year, but this year is ACTUALLY our year. 

Find me one team that has more talent on defense than the Miami Dolphins:

Xavien Howard 

Jalen Ramsey 

Jevon Holland 

Brandon Jones

Bradley Chubb 

Jaelan Phillips 

Christian Wilkins 

Zach Sieler

Raekwon Davis

Emmanuel Ogbah

Oh, and good luck finding a better defensive coordinator than Vic Fangio!

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You can take the Dolphins to win the AFC East at +325 on the Barstool SportsBook….. Just saying.