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Tom Herman Is All The Way Back After Locking His New Team Out Of Their Locker Room For Going 5-7 Last Season

Texas may not be back but former Longhorn head coach Tom Herman is alllllllll the way back. Coach got fired after going 22-13 in the Big 12 over his four years in Austin, spent a year with the Bears as an offensive analyst before not being brought back by the new staff, and was recently introduced as the new Florida Atlantic head ball coach.

First order of business: lock these bums out of the facilities for going 5-7 under Willie Taggart last year. 

I love this so fucking much, not just because he clearly watched Coach Carter on his flight down to Boca Raton, but that he's sick and tired of the loser mentality that he (let go at his previous two jobs) walked into. I haven't seen a move that announces your presence with authority since.....Tom Herman putting up the Pee Chart at Texas back in 2017.

I hope that Pee Chart gets inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame one day. "YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!!!"

Anyways, it's good for college football that Tommy Herman is back in the game. Maybe not for the actual product on the field, but I cannot wait to see the corny ass locker room tactics he pulls, pending the players being allowed back in the facilities.