Bryce Harper Is Already The Greatest First Baseman On The Planet
This friggin' guy. First game he's ever played at 1st in his life and he's already making plays like this? Sure would hate to be any other team in the MLB right now because they're in for a world of hurt.
"Oh there goes Jordie. Just another blatant overreaction blog again to get some clicks".
Wrong. So wrong. Actually you stupid idiots couldn't be more wrong if you tried. Because history has a way of always repeating itself. And let me take you bitches to school real quick about some baseball history.
What did the Phillies have the last time they won a World Series? A bad ass MVP first baseman who could shit baseballs a thousand feet through the air. A fella by the name of Ryan Howard. The Big Piece.
What do the 2023 Philadelphia Phillies have as of tonight? A bad ass MVP first baseman who can shit baseballs a thousand feet through the air. A fella by the name of Future Gold Glove First Baseman Bryce Harper.
History repeats itself. Bryce looks pretty damn comfortable at first already, so get ready to see him there all October long.