Third Baseman Uses His Abnormally Strong Finger Game To Execute A Flawless Hidden Ball Trick
Talk about a rarity on the baseball field. The old hidden ball trick in a Single A game. Let's start with the things that need to happen in order for this play to work.
First, the pitcher can't be on the dirt. Second, the umpire needs to know what you are doing so he can see you tag the runner. Third, the runner needs to have a complete brain fart and wander off the bag. And finally - but apparently most importantly - you need to have the power of an industrial strength vice grip in your finger to hold the ball outside your glove.
I mean look at how Dayan Frias holding that god damn ball. And he's only 5'9" so it's not like he has some freakishly big paws to work with. Thats just raw, barbaric dexterity right there.
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He holds the strength of 10 men in his fingers. Capable of pulling an entire cruise ship with the simple "come here" motion of an index finger. The ladies know what I'm talking about.
God bless this young man's girlfriend because she found herself a human jackhammer. But not in the way some guys are human jackhammers, violently convulsing from the missionary position until their lady friend reaches the point of Completely Unbelievable Magnanimity in her pants. Also known as CUM. No this fellah Frias can get her to the rainbow purely on index finger strength alone.
Word on the street is Adam22 has already contacted Dayan for Lena The Plug's next video. It's always good to have a back up plan in case the big leagues don't pan out.
But enough of his preposterous foreplay prowess. Back to the play at hand. You have to wonder how long they have been working on that and how many other times they tried this and failed. It was a perfect storm of circumstances.
The fact that guy just walked off third with the pitcher not on the rubber is mind boggling. I don't even blame the runner on third as much as I blame the third base coach. So much so that I feel like he had to be in on it. How do you let your guy just walk off the base like that? Perhaps thats why you're a base coach in single A ball though. Too many mental lapses resulting in catastrophically humiliating outs.
Either way we need more of this in baseball. In fact, I need someone to pull off the trick play from Little Big League where they fake throwing the ball away up the first base line on a pick off move. They got the security guard in on it and everything.
By the way I totally forgot it was Ken Griffey Jr. they pulled this play on. All the shit Griffey was talking over there too. Little did he know he had Jim Bowers on the mound. A man of incredible acting skills. And, if that gum chewing is any indication, another master of foreplay in the bedroom.