Willy Wonka’s Grandpa Joe Was A Cunnilingus Master And That's A Stone Cold Fact

 I think most of us who grew up watching Willy Wonka came to the realization that he was kind of a shitbag. The deadbeat nature of Charlie's family has been talked about over and over and over on the internet. How could a dude who claimed to have loved his family end up voluntarily bedridden for over a decade? Joe and Josephina. George and Georgette. Both sets of grandparents were as lazy as the day is long. They just lay there in their gross, thrift store pajamas and watch the clock's arms spin around and around and around. All the while, poor Charlie and his family are working their damn fingers to the fuckin bone with an eye over their shoulders looks out for Sludgeworth. Mom is at the toothpaste factory spinning on tops. Dad is doing something (probably cheatin on mom because her ass doesn't sit like it used to) and those dastardly grandparents just suckle at the teet of an already overstretched nuclear family. It's awful. But again, it's well documented. 

What isn't documented is that Grandpa George had a mouth on him. Look at that tongue flick. My clit started to swell and I don't even have a clit. Listen to me closely. I don't even have a clit and my clit is throbbing. That's how hot George's tongue skills are. Goodness gracious. 

Now, I know what you are thinking. 

"Chaps! Chaps! Isn't grandpa joe too old for oral stuff? Shouldn't he be over that aspect of human sexuality at his age?!"

No.

For some individuals, oral sex remains an important and pleasurable aspect of their sexual experiences as they age. It can provide intimacy, pleasure, and a sense of connection with their partner.  As people age, their sexual desires and preferences can change, and this includes attitudes toward various sexual activities, such as oral sex. 

I have it on good authority that Grandpa Joe didn't like oral when he was younger. Sure, he liked to get a blow job from time to time but he wasn't lickin. Just wasn't his thing. That's ok, right? Plenty of people don't like nature's honey. Nothing wrong with that. But, like those who don't like canned pasta anymore, our tastes and desires shift and grow as we age. It seems like that's what happened with Joe. 

He probably got too atrophied in the bed so now his cock doesn't work just like his legs didn't. His mouth though. He could run a marathon on Georgiana's innards without a second thought. He could just skootch Joe and Josephina to the side and stick his tongue inside. And you know what, I bet that's exactly what he did, and not just to Georginia. I bet Joe and Josephina got to ride on the tongue tornado too. Incredible.