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Coach O Now Spends His Summers Rizzing Up Ladies On The Beach

I'd put Ed Orgeron's current life up there against anyone in the United States. He's a beloved figure who won a national championship, got a $17 million buyout and now seemingly spends his time getting insanely tan and chatting up young ladies on the beach — with his woman by his side. He has the perfect level of fame and more money than any normal person could ever need. That's the life.

I don't want Orgeron to ever get another job again. He needs to just keep being Coach O. His presence is so much more magical when he appears somewhere once every few months just doing Coach O shit. That's what he's meant to be for us.

I hope this guy is living it up, man. He deserves it.