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Bruce Brown Learned A Valuable Life Lesson - If You Try To Drink Serbian Whiskey With Nikola Jokic, You'll Miss Your Flight By 3 Hours

This right here a life lesson that should be taught early in college. Never try to outdrink someone, especially when you try to plan it. It fails every time. The moment someone breaks out Serbian whiskey? Run. There's no need to drink Serbian whiskey. It doesn't matter if you're rich, poor, old, young, whatever. The only people that can handle the Serbian whiskey while on a bender, is someone like Jokic. Because this is what you look like when you drink Serbian whiskey: 

Bruce Brown is 26, which means he's got about a year left of this. I think it's safe to say we all learn our lessons around 27. That's when the hangovers just sit a little bit longer. You start saying no to shots or certain drinks. You stick to what you like - pretty simple message here. That's the life lesson. Don't give a shit what people drink, just drink what you want. Otherwise you end up missing your flight by 3 hours. 

I know we're not all rich like Bruce Brown. But consider this a life lesson for people everywhere. Don't try to outdrink an Eastern European giant. You will lose that fight 100 out of 100 times. There's simply no shot. Stick to your basic vodka or what have you and keep on moving along. I can't imagine a Serbian whiskey hangover. You know you're just having that smell on you all day as you take a shower nap.