Lawyer On TikTok Offers A Side Hustle Of Disappearing From Your Wife Or Girlfriend For An Entire Weekend For The Cheap Price Of $500

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Elon liked this tweet this morning from our finance guy and I don't see a blog so someone put it into my AI machine and here I am. New unpatched midlife crisis method just dropped! Any married man likely dreams of the once-in-a-lifetime chance to ditch the wife and family for a weekend, and this TikTok certified lawyer can help. Some of you commenters would certainly benefit from something like this, so you're welcome. Absolute bargain price too. Just guys being dudes and this gent Marc who looks like a gray-hair Anthony Scaramucci has got you covered in your darkest times. Splurge the extra $25 for the extra tase just to make it seem fully authentic. $525 for some full peace of mind is a prime Black Friday-esque deal. How soon can you get here Lawyer Marc? 

I think I'd even put a couple thousand in to be a seed investor and work in the operations department. Only thing I think we can improve here is if we add a premium option to sleep in an RV rather than a tent for those looking for maximum comfort in their weekend getaway. Or an option to just disappear forever for when you're at your wits' end but that might cost a little more than $525 I fear.

This probably works in theory a couple of times before your wife is asking why you're getting arrested every other weekend and you have no answer for her. It might even work at the Barstool office for people who don't blog. You can just hire this guy, and instead of coming back, chances are no one will even try to come and get you and you'll remain on payroll forever. Modern problems require modern solutions. Solid business plan here and I'd like to be customer number 1.