Cum Everywhere! The NFL Owners Will Officially Approve The Commanders Sale To Josh Harris On Thursday!!!!

I want to cry! I want to cum! I'm gonna do both!!!! 

It's been a LONG process. I mean this shit has dragged out forever. But it's led to the greatest ending ever- on Thursday Dan Snyder will officially, finally, at last, no longer be the owner of our beloved Washington Football Commanders. I just came again!!!

I've been writing about this piece of shit Dan Snyder for a decade now. I've covered every single move he's made, 99% of them being terrible. I've written thousands upon thousands upon thousands of words about all his transgressions, both related to football and more so the terrible things he's done to people off the field. And come Thursday, he will no longer have his grubby, disgusting paws on our football team. 

A huge weight will finally be off our shoulders. We will no longer have to be embarrassed to root for them. When someone asks who we root for, we will no longer need to feel shame answering. Josh Harris is spending close to $7 billion to revamp this once proud franchise. I hope he leaves no stone left unturned. Sure, it will be unfortunate if people lose their jobs, you never want that to happen. But for 90% of his tenure, Dan Snyder only hired Dan Snyder guys, and if you weren't a Dan Snyder guy, you were shown the door. Harris ain't paying all that money to keep guys around who were yes-men to the old ownership.

And then will come the shiny new things, like a stadium. That's obviously a top 3 priority for the Harris Group- getting this team the fuckkk out of FedEx Field and into a new state-of-the-art facility, hopefully in DC. 

The top priority, however, is simply winning back the trust of the fans. Showing that things are different now. That the tiny man can't hurt us anymore. It'll take time- it's not going to be an overnight fix. But little by little I believe we will have a winning, exciting, proud team in Washington again. And it all starts on Thursday. CUM!