The Jacksonville Jaguars Opened Their New Facilities And They're Incredible

A few years ago, I had the chance to go to the Jaguars stadium and workout with one of the players. At the time, I was a little shocked. The gym was decent but I had been to nicer Gold's Gyms. There were a bunch of squat racks and bench presses but there was no flair. The Jaguars needed more flair. When I was there, the weights were solid black, the benches were solid black, and the floor was solid black. There was no personality in the slightest. 

Now, we are oozing teal all over the place and I'm more than ready for the new season. Now, we are able to look back at those years of despair and laugh heartily ourselves and Blaine Gabbert because we've broken free from that sad stereotype and see Trevor becoming the Prince that was Promises. The tale of our team's rise to glory will now be told around campfires, inspiring future generations of sports enthusiasts to believe in the power of resilience and dedication- the power of Duval county. 

So, beloveds, if you ever find yourself rooting for a team that's currently the punchline of every sports joke, don't lose hope. Embrace the chaos, celebrate the multitude of losses, and keep cheering louder, longer, and harder than ever. Because one day, just like us in the Bold New City of the South, you might witness the miraculous transformation of your team from zero to hero – and trust me, the taste of victory is sweeter than any number of teal cum covered consolation cupcakes.