Dude Loses His SHIT On TikTok When He Finds Out His Wife Is Pregnant

We just had the Windy City Smokeout, so the entire city of Chicago just wrapped up a 4 day country music bender. I'm not kidding, I never want to even look at alcohol again. My Monday scaries are BAD this morning and I'm sure yours are too. 

Those scaries ain't as bad as this guy's are though. My god in heaven do I feel bad for this guy. You can see his soul evaporate from his body each and every time he screams, "NOO!!!" and "FUCK!!!" at the top of his lungs. Man to man - I feel awful for this dude. AWFUL. 

And the worst part is his incessant pleading for the whole thing to be a joke...

BABY!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING BABY!! BABY!!!!

...even though he knows his fate is sealed. He's clinging on to the 1% of 1% chance that his wife was just fucking with him. Hope is a POWERFUL drug. 

You know his brain instantly went to bad places too: 

But in the end he's gonna be a loving father of 4. Sucks to suck man. Life's over…again. One recommendation to make sure this type of thing doesn't happen again: