Lighten the Fuck Up! Was Lois Lane Cheating On Clark?

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Clark Kent was lying on his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him… 

After a long moment of silence, Lois said, “Clark, I have to confess something… Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.”

“You don’t need to worry about that, Lois,” Clark said as he removed his signature glasses, “I am Superman! And even if you didn’t know it then, in my eyes, you were always faithful…” 

“Oh, thank God, Clark!” Lois said, relieved. “I can’t tell you what a weight off my chest that is.”

“I'm glad we cleared that up,” Clark said quietly, now struggling mightily with each breath. 

"That makes two of us," Lois agreed. "I guess this means you were Batman, Spiderman, and the Green Hornet too…”

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