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This TikToker Says We Need More Accommodations For People With 'Time Blindness', AKA People Who Can't Get A Fucking Clock

Ok, so to recap:

- We need accommodations for people with "time blindness"

- We need to dismantle a culture that unfairly discriminates against people who are so routinely unable to be on time that they've made up a word for it

- If you are willing to uphold the system that treats people who refuse to make an effort to be on time fairly, you're a bigot and the one who's actually entitled

I am genuinely ashamed to be part of this generation. We've got adults really out here saying they have a chronic inability to be on time anywhere and that needs to be accommodated by other people, including those who may be paying them to show up to work on time and do their jobs. Maybe I'm the crazy one for finding that a tad insane, I don't even know anymore.

You can't even laugh at stuff like this because I guarantee you "How To Accommodate Time Blindness" will be in a Coca-Cola presentation to managers before the end of the year. If this girl's friends — I know we're making a leap there — ask her to go somewhere, does she just give them an eight-hour window like she's the fucking cable company?

I give everyone my word I will never acknowledge or respect time blindness. Get a damn watch and alarm clock.