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Lighten the Fuck Up! Deadra Was Having a Steamy Affair With a Co-worker...

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Deadra was having a steamy affair with a co-worker. One Saturday morning, she was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's car suddenly pull into the driveway… 

"Holy shit, Corey, my husband's home! Hurry, grab your clothes and jump out the window".

But it's pouring out there!" Corey replied. 

"If my husband catches us, he'll kill us both! Jump!"

Corey jumped out the bedroom window. As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual 5k charity run. Initially, he blended with the other runners, 150 of them.

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After a while, a small group of runners who had been watching him curiously caught up with him. "Sir, do you always run in the nude?" one runner asked." 

"Always!" he replied. "It feels so wonderfully free." 

Another runner asked, "Do you always run carrying clothes under your arm, Sir?"

"Always!" he answered. "That way, I can get dressed immediately after the run and go directly home."

A third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Sir, do you always wear a condom when you run in the nude?"

Without hesitation, Corey replied, "Nope, just when it's raining…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #180!

Just in case you missed the last one…