1st Team All-Star Jizzer Philip Rivers is Expecting His TENTH Child!

For those of you that are fortunate enough to not be a chargers fan, there is probably one thing you know about Rivers: The loves to hit it raw. There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING he loves more than having kids which is evident by him spawning nearly an entire football team by his damn self. Look how many human beings are in this picture! 

The man can’t be stopped! Coincidentally, his former teammate Antonio Cromartie is maybe the only athlete on earth that beats him for the title of Greatest Cummer of All Time with 14 total children, 2 of which came AFTER having a vasectomy. Together, their families could run a full game that maybe even Steven Cheah could complete a pass in since half of them are still children.