It's Been A Week Now Since That Motherfucker Back There Was Not Real And We Still Have No Idea Who Mystery Becky Is

The Internet is absolutely undefeated in finding identities of people in viral stories in 2023. Whether that's a Karen who is about to get cancelled to Bolivian for whatever reason, or tracking down someone for good, it's nearly impossible to go off the radar on the interwebs in 2023. Somehow, a week removed from one of the most viral stories of the year, our lizard people wizardess did just that. I'm all for not dox'ing humans in what likely was a bad mental crisis, but let's just call her Becky for this story. Besides everyone who was on the plane, it seems like the Internet has been rallying around our mystery queen in that she might truly be the all-knowing. Imagine if she came out on socials and just doubled down on the take that that motherfucker back there was indeed not real? Viral city. Even Portnoy said he'd get off the plane if he heard Becky:

There's been fanfics written about this mystery Becky. She's got so much fanfare that people are creating fake accounts acting like her and gaining thousands of followers. Men are enamored with her and are clawing at the opportunity to get a sit-down to show her that the plane dude might not be real, but they are. She's BELOVED. There was some rumors that she went "missing" after, which has anyone confirmed is not the case? Big Cat put it correctly in that clip above that of course she's missing, she's the most viral story of 2023 and probably is embarrassed. But have we considered the fact that maybe she was the one that was not real this whole time? I tend to think solely in the numbies game these days, especially as a blogger, but there's no con that you can tell me that would outweigh the overwhelming positives of coming out and saying that you're Lizard People Lady. She vanished just as mysteriously as she appeared, and that's something we have to keep an eye on. I hope Becky is doing well, and once she's ready, it's not too late to jumpstart a likely incredibly viral and successful career of tracking down aliens. 

And just like that, she vanished into thin air. The seer of the unseen, the knower of the unknown — gone, forever. Nobody is 'real' ... on a flight in the Twilight Zone. Hit the music!