Yankees Fans Are Vile And Make Me Sick To My Stomach

White Sox Dave7/10/2023 8:00 PM

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Two weeks back, myself, Chief, Ed, Dante and the production crew road tripped down to Nashville to knock out interviews, knock out videos, and to honkey tonk our fucking nuts off:

In the midst of all that honkey tonking, we took a trip to Will Compton's crib to record a snake draft on the bus. The topic this week was "worst fanbases".

Needless to say, I dominated because I was able to draft Yankees fans. Just take a look at these mutants:

AND THAT'S FROM ONE GAME!!!

Another thing about these screen shots...you can't hear them or see their tweets. These fans all have Gerrit Cole profile pictures with the Yankees records in their handles and will MAKE SURE you know that your team's best player will be donning pin stripes in due time. It's not if, but when all of MLB's best players are playing in the Bronx.

And add in that DISGUSTING New York accent?

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I could go on and on and on about how greasy, vile and disgusting Yankees fans are as a whole. Many of you will read this and say, "but WSD you're the greasiest loser on earth, who are you to talk shit to the Yankees?!?" and you'd be correct. The difference is I know I'm a loser. I know my organization(s) completely fucking STINK out loud.

Yankees fans don't though. They think it's 1999 and George Steinbrenner is walking through that door. Nope. Wrong. The Yankees are just any other pretty good org at this point. One day Yankees fans will realize that. Probably after they get done fellating Derek Jeter.