A Fan Tried To Stage Dive At A Concert Over The Weekend And It Went As Well As You'd Expect

Festival season rocks man. I can't stop watching this video. There must be only a few less things less adrenaline-filling than a properly executed stage dive. This of course, only works if you're the actual performer and not just a fan who is trying to stage dive at a *check's notes* Ski Mask The Slump God concert. Stage diving probably ruled back in the day when no one had phones that they were recording on for the concert, and trust me, Becky and Jonathan are not risking their iPhone for your pleasure.

Look at that girl shaking her head no while four NPCs in the front are yelling at him to do it anyway fully knowing they aren't going to catch this fool. Mr. Slump God's DJ did respond to the Barstool tweet about it and did say they warned him not to jump:

Imagine being told not to jump by the DJ and the performer and you still just say fuck it and try and go Jeff Hardy and now you're unable to walk and a viral TikTok meme. Around he fucked, find out he did. I would have loved twenty seconds more on both sides of the video just to see how this all played out, but everyone cuts it a little too short:

Just gets better and better. Bonus clip there of the second worst stage dive from Feits dressed as a frog during the Barstool Blackout days. Darwin wins again. That's it for this one.