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A Woman Was Flashing People From Scottie Pippen's Car, Right After Marcus Jordan Went Viral For Motorboating Larsa Pippen's Tits

Oh, we got ourselves an all out gutter war between Scottie Pippen, Larsa Pippen, Marcus Jordan, shit even Michael Jordan and everyone else that associates with either one. Scottie Pippen driving around with a woman showing a bra? Who cares. It's not even a good bra. It's just your standard, run of the mill bra. Not something we've never seen before. Maybe mix in a bright color, some lace, things Frank the Tank (Old School version, not burnt ribs version) talks about in therapy. 

But people care when it's a clear battle after this goes viral: 

You can't be seeing this, which you know Scottie saw. I mean that's MJ's son smoking a hookah and motorboating the shit out of your ex-wife's tits. That's just a factual statement. Scottie had one thing on his mind though, clearly, after seeing this. He had to get his own pair of titties to go viral. Battle fire with fire. Now, this is probably why Scottie couldn't carry the Bulls on his own. You gotta one up Larsa here. You gotta go 1) bigger boobs and 2) can't just be driving around. I'm just spitballing ideas here. 

I still can't believe this is how we're now talking about Pippen and Jordan. I always assumed we'd talk about them because of, you know, basketball. Now it's dating, tits, hookah and everything else. Forget The Last Dance, give me a behind the scenes look at MJ during all of this. 

I give credit to Scottie for trying, but point here goes to Larsa and Marcus.