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Lighten the Fuck Up! Margarita Was on a Work Visa and Working as a Maid...

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A Columbian maid in the United States on a work visa asked the woman who employed her for a raise after only three months…

The woman became angry and decided to discuss Margarita's reason for wanting a raise. 

She asked, “Now, Margarita, what makes you think you should get a pay raise so soon?" 

"Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should. The first is that I iron better than you…" 

“Who told you that you iron better than me?” the woman asked, surprised.

“Your hozban, he tell me…” Margarita responded innocently…

“Really? Go on…” 

"The second reason eez, I am a better cook than you…” 

“That's not true. Who told you were a better cook than me?” 

“Your hozban, he tell me….”  

“Oh, he did, did he? Go on…” 

“The third reason is that I am better than you in bed…” 

The woman became very angry and asked sarcastically, “And I suppose my hozban told you that as well?” 

“No, Madam… The gardener, he tell me…”  

The woman reached for her checkbook and asked, "So… how much do you want?”                                                                                                                                               

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #179!

Just in case you missed the last one…