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It's a Shame We Won't Get To See Elly De La Cruz In The All Star Game

Nobody and I mean nobody has cared about the Reds in so fucking long. It only took Elly De La Cruz to play 30 games for the Reds to become America's team. He is batting .325, and yes fucking batting average does matter you stupid nerds. On top of that he's swiped 16 stolen bases and been only caught

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It's a Shame We Won't Get To See Elly De La Cruz In The All Star Game

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