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Drake Had The Audacity To Shit Talk Malort While In Chicago

So Aubrey is in Chicago tonight because his tour finally kicked off. After weeks of postponements and delays, last night marked the first run for it, here in the beautiful Windy City, Chicago, Illinois. At the United Center. The house that Mike built. 

Post show, Drake decided to go somewhere fancy schmancy (my money is on either the Four Seasons hotel bar, or the new St. Regis bar based on the tuxedo vest the bartender is wearing, the real not fake tea candle, and those delicious bar snacks in the photo). 

I'm guessing the bartender took the opportunity to display the requisite midwestern hospitality to our visitor from the north, by offering him a shot of Malort. A Chicago tradition. 

For him to respond so indignantly is an insult to us all. 

There's no way we enjoy Malort Drake?

This shit's been around since the 1930s. Can't understand how it's lasted so long, it must have the superpowers. Meaning, if we didn't enjoy the fuck out of it it would have been gone, long ago. So far gone.

Ok, that's enough Drake lyric references for one blog. 

He's back at the United Center tonight. Another sold-out show. If you see me there, say whats up, and let's hit the Hawks bar for some Malort. 

p.s. - what a time when the boys and I visited the Malort distillery to see how the magic is made