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A Guy Tried To Get Into Our Car At The Airport Then Fight Me When I Told Him We Weren't His Uber

Yesterday I landed at the Hartford Bradley Airport in Connecticut around noon. I grabbed my bag, took a hot piss that splashed into my shoes because I used the child urinal, and then slimed my way to baggage claim. I chose the child urinal for a specific reason: on Friday, I was pissing next to Nick

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A Guy Tried To Get Into Our Car At The Airport Then Fight Me When I Told Him We Weren't His Uber

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