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New Penis-Filler Medicine is Giving People Erections That Could Be Used To Go 3-3 With Two Homers- Talkin Baseball Bat Cock

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It’s the secret weapon in a different battle of the bulge: dissolvable penis injectables.

“I feel like I’m holding a baseball bat,” Carlos M., 25, said while describing his post-filler phallus to The Post.

The Bronx native — who asked that his full name not be revealed for privacy reasons — tacked on a whopping 1½ inches to his tallywacker by going to Lushful Aesthetics, a New York City-based cosmetic medicine company that, among other procedures, helps widen people’s willies.

Carlos is one of many men who are sexpanding their horizons with injections of hyaluronic-acid-based penis fillers, which are nonsurgical, last for more than a year and are reversible, unlike more invasive implant procedures.

“P-shots” — as they are known in the millions-strong filler community — have been around since 2016, but popularity is swelling big time in 2023, experts told The Post.

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As you can tell, we're going to embark on a rib-tickling journey into the world of penis-enlargement techniques. Having a monster cock can seem appealing to those of you who are walking around with a wack wank. Not me. Im carrying a hammer like the 1972 Soviet Union. Hammer and suckle is what we call that. The quest for a larger appendage can be both dangerous and intimidating. 

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While there are basically two schools of thought surrounding the self-inflicted penis growth community, I would recommend simply embracing what nature has given you, and remembering that size doesn't define your worth or your ability to create memorable romantic encounters. You can make people cum with small dicks. I know it feels like you can't but trust me on this. Those little worms can shake up the ground in the dirt if you know what I mean.

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The cool thing about this procedure is that you can grow in any direction you wish. You want your dick to go to the ground? That can happen. You want a dick so thick that it feels like a hockey stick in your hand? They got something for that. Unlike the procedure that my producers Nick is going to do with his legs, this process causes no real long-term pain but only long-term satisfaction.

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To me, it's a no-brainer for small cock havers. If I was in that situation, I would spare no cost. I would fill my weiner up like a water balloon and spray its contents all over the joint. That's my promise to you. I would spray the room down.