The Sixers Wanted A Package Of Evan Mobley, Jarrett Allen, And A Draft Pick For Tobias Harris And We Are Laughing Hysterically

And I want Sydney Sweeney to DM me back. I'm writing this blog before the powers that be allow one of our Philly scumbags like General Smitty to publish some nonsense about this, so if they let this go through, thank you for not suppressing the truth. This is one of the most ridiculous asking prices I've ever seen. Daryl Morey gotta think he's playing 2K with trade override on. You aren't even getting DeAndre Hunter straight up for Tobias Harris, let alone Evan Mobley and Jarrett Allen AND a draft pick. I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall when the Cavs front office heard that request from the 76ers. That graphic of the all-time NBA player is what Morey thinks Tobias is:

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Don't forget that he has an awful contract that yes, could go off the books after a year, but no contending team like the Cavs is trading for it. Also, what kind of starting 5 is Joel Embiid, Jarrett Allen, and Evan Mobley? I hope we're all just getting trolled and this is fake, but Pompey is a legit reporter and I'm done writing this blog because I can't believe how dumb this is.