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Lighten the Fuck Up! Tommy Noticed His Wife's Ass Was Getting Bigger...

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Over the years, Tommy noticed his wife's ass was getting bigger, and he couldn't help teasing her about it. "Honey, I'll bet your ass is as big as the grill…" 

His wife wasn't happy with her husband's observation, and the look on her face made that clear. But Tommy wouldn't let up. He got a tape measure out of his toolbox, measured her bottom, and then measured the grill. He looked over at his wife, and still holding the extended tape measure, he announced, "You see, Honey, they're about the same size…" 

That night, once they climbed under the sheets, Tommy moved close to his wife, hoping to get lucky… 

"Not tonight, Tommy," his wife snarled. 

He was shocked that his once playful wife had denied his advances. "Why not, Honey? I'm really in the mood tonight…"

She responded with a knock of her own, "Tommy, do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little wiener?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

(Have a great weekend!)                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #176!

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