Nicole Scherzinger Got Absolutely Manhandled By A Wave During A Photoshoot

What a little RASCAL Nicole Scherzinger is!!! "AHHHHH I'M TAKING A PICTURE IN MY BIKINI!!! TAKE A GOOD PICTURE HONEY!!! I'M DEAD!!!" 

These Instagram models and celebrities, man. I'll tell ya. I couldn't be one. Not because I'm short, mildly overweight and ugly, but because I don't have the balls they do. Metaphorically speaking, of course. What I'm getting at is I, personally, don't have the mental fortitude to sit around my house, in my underwear/beach attire, and blog.

Okay fine. FINE. That may have been a little white lie... 

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…but I'm not going to the ocean and getting demolished by 18" swells for my content. That's what separates the normal everyman from the IG model. One is making the world go round, the other is just running the rat race. 

I would say I pine to be Nicole one day, but we all know that's an impossibility. We'll just have to live life vicariously through her music, her movies, and her IG profile: 

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PS - this is the most sincere thing I've ever said, I apologize for the clickbait. Slow day on the internet with the entire world watching the Titanic submarine story.