Bullfighter Taking A Horn Through The Neck Is Here To Jumpstart Your Monday

We can look at that video one of two ways.  One, as a Monday morning metaphor because it’s fucking Monday already and that seems like a cruel joke.  Pretty sure that was the quickest weekend in the history of weekends. Gone in the blink of an eye. And if you’re anything like me, and you’re a bit older now, then your hangover isn’t even close to being over with.  This might even be just the beginning.  You’re on Day Two of something that can stretch as far as Wednesday if there was enough Jameson involved. So Monday rolls around, the alarm goes off and the bull known as work and life gores you in the neck and you almost bleed out right then and there in the shower.  The second way to view that video is a replacement for coffee because holy shit that dude just got gored in the neck by a bull and is bleeding everywhere. That’ll knock the cobwebs right outta your brain and kickstart your week. Whichever lens you decide you view that just remember one thing, we’re in this together. Now get out there and make your boss think you’re working when you’re really not.