Starting To Think This Messi Fella Is Still Good At Soccer And Going To Destroy The MLS

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This fucking guy man. I say that as a compliment. The goal, the run, whatever you want to look at, I'm starting to think this guy can still play at 35. Maybe PSG fans are just dumb. Hell, even Mbappe called them out: 

And now we get to watch this guy in the MLS. Might be a little unfair to see what he does against like the Chicago Fire. That's especially true since Mbappe didn't lie. He's arguably the best player in the history of soccer. He's out here playing a full 90 for Argentina, running around, making plays and having stats that seem made up: 

I'm not ruling out that he gets a first minute goal in the MLS. Australis is trying to foul him! It doesn't matter.

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A couple touches here and there and it's his own And-1 Mixtape Tour move. Criminal Argentina doesn't score off of this. Feel like if you do something this cool to set up space and that pass, you gotta score. Rules of society or something like that. I still can't believe he's playing in the MLS this summer.