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High-Speed Chase Ends With The Driver And Passenger Taking The Cowards' Way Out


You cant do a 30 minute police chase and then just run around a little bit like youre playing freeze tag and then just give up. You gotta keep going. I mean, there's no difference in the crime between a 30 minute chase and a 45 minute chase. Plus, youre likely going to prison for a long time so you might as well have a good ole time. Keep it going. Head to the forest or some farm land and give the ole dosey doe. 

You either got to do the chase like that or come more prepared and by that I mean on a dirt bike or motorcycle. 

Let that be a lesson. If you're gonna run, run but there's no such thing as halfway crooks.