Prudish Nation Puts Limits On Nude Beach Sex Stuff Which Is The Entire Point of Nude Beaches
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A town in the south of the Netherlands has started a campaign to dissuade nudist beach visitors from sex on the beach and in the dunes.
On Thursday, Veere municipality put up amended beachside boards warning frisky guests that the dunes are legally off limits, public sex is banned and there is “increased monitoring” to combat “sexual meeting place activities in the dunes, nature reserve and beach”.
“Project Oranjezon” – orange sun – was inspired by a stream of complaints to the municipality, water board and local nature organisation about “sex acts carried out by naked recreationists”, and indications that certain groups were pre-arranging liaisons.
Sometimes governments cant get out of their own ways. It's pathetic. A country will have a surefire way to bring in all kinds of loot and won't based on some flimsy morality smh. In this country, we combat weed on a federal level. In the Netherlands, unfortunately, you cant fuck at a nude beach anymore which was a hallmark of the Dutch. They are limiting the Red Light District and now this. What happened to a country who used to love having their super pale nipples on full display? People with shitty cocks and pussies.. that's what. Jealousy is a stinky fish in the underwear.
If you cannot fuck at a nude beach, why have them? Why? There is simply no reason to have them. Look, I get it if you wanna put the kibosh on like lubeless anal or strapon stuff. Afterall, the supreme court is right. One cant define explicit or vulgar material but you know it when you see it. Lubeless anal in a sandy enviro is exactly that. Vulgar and I'd even say inappropriate. I also get it if you wanna put a pause on double penetration but regular missionary sex? Come on. We are abolishing the beautiful tradition of two people just laying on each other while their passions and pleasures overwhelm the senses? We shouldnt be. I'll tell you that much right now. We shouldnt be.
Instead, we would be smart to remember that nude beaches provide a space where people can embrace and celebrate their bodies as they are, whether they're a fat or a skinny. Being surrounded by diverse body types can help individuals overcome insecurities and develop healthier relationships with their own bodies and that shouldnt be eroded simply because some folks dont like people finishing on beach towels. People cum on the beach. It's what we've done since the founding of the universe. We cum. If we cant do that on the beach, lock away the sand and throw away the key.
Give me nude beach handies or give me death. It really is as simple as that.
That being said, shave them pubes, sickos. Nobody wants to see you walkin around like youve got Bob Marley in a head scissors.