Lighten the Fuck Up! The Sexy Young Clerk at the Social Security Office Helped Fred Apply for His Retirement Benefits...

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After nearly 50 years in the workforce, Fred finally retired. On Monday morning, his first official day of retirement, Fred walked into the Social Security Office to apply for his benefits… 

The sexy young woman behind the counter asked him for his social security card and his driver's license to verify his age. Fred searched his pockets and realized he'd left his driver's license at home. 

Fred immediately apologized to the woman, "I'm very sorry, Miss, but I forgot my driver's license. I'll have to go home and come back later…" 

The woman was sympathetic and direct, "No problem, Sir. Unbutton your shirt…" 

Fred immediately unbuttoned his shirt, revealing a chest full of silver hair. Upon seeing it, the clerk said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me, Sir." and then she went on to process his Social Security application without a hitch. 

When he arrived home, Fred told his wife what had happened at the Social Security Office and how the sexy young clerk had been kind enough to process his claim based on the color of his chest hair… 

Fred's wife snarked, "You should have dropped your pants, Fred. You might've gotten disability too…"

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