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Millions Of Crickets Invaded A Town In Nevada And It Might Be The Most Terrifying Thing You'll Ever See

This would be it for me. I see this happen one day and I'm treating the next year like covid is still a thing and not coming out of my house. I know crickets can't really do anything to me, but they are unpredictable. They have so much bounce in their knees that you really don't know where the fuck they are going. No thanks. 

I think huge packs of insects might some of the scariest things on Earth. I would rather a pack of humans ready to beat me up than bugs. Humans I at least know what they are capable of, and they have emotions. With crickets, I don't think they know what the fuck is going on and will jump around you and crawl in your eyeballs and shit. That's how they have fun. 

Can you imagine you walk out in the morning, oblivious to the news, tired from the night before, and run into a monsoon of crickets? I think I would assume the apocalypse started and begin to cry. I can't even watch the video anymore. You might think I sound like a pussy but you would all do the same exact thing. All I have to say is fuck that shit. Burn the town down and go somewhere else. That's the crickets home now.