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Elephant Vs. Rhino - Who Ya Got?

And THAT'S why fights have weight classes!

I can't even blame the rhino here because in most cases, a rhino should be the heavy favorite in a fight considering it's pretty much a living dinosaur. Super strong skin, giant horns to fuck up whatever is in front of him, and the ability to charge like a motherfucker that makes it the tank of the animal kingdom.

Yet all that shit goes out the window when facing off against a monster that is twice its size, has some tusks bulging from its face, and has been living in the same pressure cooker of a food chain that has its head always on a swivel. If anything, I have to applaud the rhino for knowing he was beat as soon as he got dusted up and put his tail between his legs. Because as a wise man once said…